Last week I heard someone use the word ‘president’ when they meant ‘precedent’, and another person say ‘klutzo’ instead of ‘klepto’. The funniest part for me is I don’t think either person knew they were wrong.
My quotes of the week are from Tim & me, while we were staying overnight in Charleston, WV, and from Trina, commenting on a kid she saw in a store.
Me: I’m taking that shampoo; it’s amazing.
Tim: That’s good.
Me: It’s Crabtree & Evelyn.
Tim: Oh. Okay.
Me: You’ve never heard of Crabtree & Evelyn? Oh, wait, you’re not a girl.
Trina: If you ran over a bed of rocks with a lawnmower, that’s what you would look like.