Marriage: Entertaining the masses since the dawn of time.

Tim: Okay, go ahead and get the peanuts while we are here.

(woman in the grocery aisle looks at us)

Me: Okay. I’m getting the unsalted because with the soy sauce, it’s just too much salt.

(woman chuckles)

Tim: (Makes annoyed sound) So you say.

Me: So I know.

(Woman laughs)

Thanks folks. We’ll be here all hour and remember to tip your baggers.

 

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