Tim: I like your blog. You should write about me more.
Me: I’ve mentioned you lots in the quote corner.
Tim: Psh. There are tons of funny stories about me.
Me: Are there? Are there tons?
Okay, so there are tons of funny stories about my husband, but, like his jokes, the most memorable ones are best not mentioned in mixed/polite company. Sorry sweetie. 🙂 (And, yeah, I do laugh at them, even the awfully inappropriate ones. What can I say? He’s a funny man.)