Me: (Doubles over steering wheel, laughing.) You look like a retired mobster living in Florida. But, you know, the kind with health problems so they can’t really do anything anymore.
Doing the dishes after breakfast:
Me: Oh, I see, you’re just going to wash the dishes we used this morning.
Tim: Yeah. I’m not washing that other sh*t.
Me: You are …
Tim: I know. I’m amazing.
Me: That’s not the word I was going to use.
Tim: I’m not. I got spaghetti, thin spaghetti, vermicelli and fettuccine.
Me: We’re good. We’re done here.
My life with Tim is never dull. 🙂