On one of our many recent trips to KY from WV:
Tim: You’ll eat some of my McChicken.
Me: No, I don’t want any.
Tim: Yes you do. You like them.
Me: I only eat the edges. I like the parts covered in fried goodness. I don’t like the middle, it’s disgusting.
Tim: Something happened to you as a child. I don’t know what, but something, and I’m going to find out one day.
I might have food issues. 😀